was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
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doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
- harry: this school year is gonna be awesome!!!
- voldemort: hello
- harry: ...
- voldemort: it's me
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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in his hand, staring down at his enemy’s shell.
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Times like these, dark times, they do funny things to people. They can tear them apart.
